Monday, April 11, 2011

Ambidextrous…

…Who the hell truly is???

I think I’m ambidextrous… well, excluding writing (R), erasing (L), playing badminton (L), throwing / catching things (L)… OK, it seems I’m more of a left-handed person but still ambidextrous for purposes of this post.

But something happened today involving my perception of my ambidexterity, which flipped my top. After an hour or so, I was still struggling to get the correct outline of Kokage Kuga, a ‘dark’ character in Sketchbook:

Outline-Kokage

Guess what was the reason for this pathetic display of my artistic ‘prowess’? Yes, you guessed it right… I was trying to draw her facing RIGHT!

After that revelation, I fished for a different picture in which she’s facing left and found one here. After one more hour, I completed my 4th portrait of a character from Sketchbook. I present Kokage Kuga:

Sketch-Kokage

Ok, granted it is not as great as Hazuki’s portrait, in that the chin needs a little more work but after two hours of erasing completed outlines at least 7 times, it looks pretty decent to me right now. Also, the background color scheme may feel a little weird compared to the other 3 portraits. The reason is that her signature look is her black eyes & hair (single ponytail) so if I don’t colour them, the portrait may as well be of Natsumi with an altered hairstyle:

Kokage Kuga as Asou Natsumi

Anyway, that’s enough of Sketchbook for this post. I leave you with a ‘unique’ take of Dylan Moran on ‘vegetarianism’ in this

Short Interview

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Yahooooooooo, woḩ maara̅ paapadwaalé ko̊!!!

India has… whatever…

What I’m more excited about is the beginning of scanlation of Sketchbook Volume 7!

This volume introduces at least two new human characters (not in the first chapter, though)! “How do I know that?”, I hear you ask… Well, I’ve seen raws (originals) of first few chapters of this volume! Anyway, this volume started out with a bang, without any words:

 First Strip of Sketchbook Volume 7

If you get this strip in less than 3 ‘going throughs’,  you’re better than me at ‘getting’ physical / visual comedy! Speaking of physical / visual comedy, how can we not bow our feet, bring together our heads and fall at his hands: the ultimate physical comedian extraordinaire of all times to have walked this planet gracing us with his ennobling existence (that’s all the clichés I can think of right now), the indestructible

Mr. Bean

Saturday, April 2, 2011

Happy Fool’s Month

Gray Seal on the beach near Helgoland, Germany

This photo was on Bing.com today with one of the four ‘squares’ showing, “What in the world could be tickling this guy’s funny bone today?”

Anyway, here’s a prank to pull on one’s God (as usual, first read the disclaimers regarding my translations of shayaris here or browse other related posts from the tab titled ‘Shayari’ above on this page just below my blog-title & image to get used to what follows!):

भीड़ इतनी थी कि दर्शन पास से सम्भव न था
दूर से ही देख आए हम उछल के देवता
-ओम प्रकाश यती
Bheed itni thi ki darshan paas se sambhav na tha
Door se hi dekh aaye hum uchhal ke devta
–Om Prakash Yati
It was too crowded to get blessings from up close
I returned after a jump with a faraway glimpse of God
–Om Prakash Yati

Now, let me show off some of my polorama creations:

Droopy

Scooby Doo

Calvin & Hobbes

Cloudy Day on a Small Planet

Pinecone?

Tulips?

Almost a Diya!

An Object of Transformation

Batman Insignia or 2nd Level of JKMSMKJ Polorama?

That’s too much showing off… I’ll stop now and let you get back to

the full Ghazal

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Rock-Bottom

When your eyes & brain start emulating your camera’s colour reproduction system, you’ve hit rock-bottom!

When forgotten fictional characters start trying to cheer you up, you’ve hit rock-bottom!

When you realize in the morning that the chirping birds sound beautiful, you’ve hit rock-bottom!

When you remember them saying, “The only way you can go after hitting rock-bottom is UP…”, you’ve hit rock-bottom!

When you no longer want to provide an end-of-the-post-link, you’ve hit

rock-bottom

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Final Release

Internet Explorer 9 Final Release became available for download this week. Here are some demos of what IE9 is capable of rendering. I’ll show my own demo of how the following HTML code:

<div align="center">[T(u)+]·[T(u)-] = [T(u)|→]·[←|T(u)]+
<table style="text-align: center; display: inline; vertical-align: middle">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="line-height: 0.9; font-size: 20px" rowspan="2">⌈<br>⌊</td>
<td style="text-align: center">↑</td>
<td style="line-height: 0.9; font-size: 20px" rowspan="2">⌉<br>⌋</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="border-bottom-color: black; border-right-color: black; border-left-color: black; border-top: black 2px solid">T(u)</td></tr></tbody></table>·
<table style="text-align: center; display: inline; vertical-align: middle">
<tbody>
<tr>
<td style="line-height: 0.9; font-size: 20px" rowspan="2">⌈<br>⌊</td>
<td>T(u)</td>
<td style="line-height: 0.9; font-size: 20px" rowspan="2">⌉<br>⌋</td></tr>
<tr>
<td style="border-bottom-color: black; text-align: center; border-right-color: black; border-left-color: black; border-top: black 2px solid">↓</td></tr></tbody></table>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; (2.1)</div>

renders in 5 ‘common’ browsers here. Let’s order them from worst to best:

Chrome

Safari 5

Firefox 3.6

Opera 11

IE9

You might have recognized this equation from my last year’s parody paper which is also available here.

HAPPY HOLI

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Cautionary Tale?

Last week, I finished reading the last (7th) volume of the manga: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind. It is an amazingly beautiful story penned & illustrated by Hayao Miyazaki. It took more than a decade to come to its ‘conclusion’ and I’m pleased that, like Nobuhiro Watsuki of Rurouni Kenshin, HM also decided to end it while it was still going strong and no one would have been surprised if it had continued unlike Bleach!

The story is set in a post-apocalyptic ‘polluted’ world where a war is imminent (again!) between two powerful empires, which is supposed to be pre-destined. It is expected to annihilate all humans and most of the other life-forms to give way to a ‘purified’ world! It is also prophesized that “a blue-clad one walking across a golden field” would emerge as the savior. As is expected, the title character – Nausicaä – is the blue-clad one but what is unexpected is that the prophesy ‘comes true’ twice – first at the beginning and second at the end of the story! Brilliant coincidences…

The story more or less follows (Princess) Nausicaä as she leaves her small (autonomous) village at the periphery of one of the powerful empires to help avoid the apocalypse, which is going to happen (and does happen) due to the other empire’s ‘actions’. Her quest has allies in all forms imaginable: enormous insects (Ohmus), forest people, dead people / spirits, even enemies including Princess / Princes of her own empire, priests of the ‘rival’ empire, people belonging to different tribes / races, God Warrior... Intriguing, isn’t it? So you might be wondering who is her enemy and I’ll quote Nausicaä on this one: “If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you’ll end up destroying everything!” (This reminded me of Princess Mononoke.)

So, that is the gist of the story but what is the title character like? Here is the answer by the creator HiMself:

I created Nausicaä as a certain kind of girl, and I had her react to various situations as that kind of girl would, but she didn't act on her own. There was one thing that did change, however. I had intended, at the start, to draw her as a more physical person. I thought I'd draw her forcefully, with large breasts. But then, if a nude scene came up, I wouldn't have been able to draw it without apologizing. That was the one thing I was sure of. Really. Not because I would be ashamed, or anything like that, but because I'd feel like drawing things that can't be published. [laughs] So I didn't want to draw her like that. That's the only thing that I can say, without a doubt, that I felt. So that was a change. Of course, if I'd started drawing her like that, I would have had no trouble with it-I don't think that I'm the kind of person who embarrasses easily at things like that. In any case, having now reached this point, I can see that there was no need to have drawn her that way. I think that the only thing that changed there at the end was my desire to depict a more spiritual story.

This answer was given by HiM in 1995 after the manga had ended in 1994 and a nude scene does appear in the last volume, which seemed a little forced but not at all fanservice-y. I guess HM’s take on bath scene here is more or less like Totan Kobako’s (author of Sketchbook), who ‘refuses’ fanservice in “Sketchbook Picture Drama” even in a fanservice setting!

Anyway, head over to bn.com and buy all the 7 volumes of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind or at least buy the movie’s DVD, which covers roughly the first two manga volumes or do yourself a favour by buying all of them! You’ll be proud for all eternity that you did. In the meantime, get to know Hayao Miyazaki’s opinions on other aspects of Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind in this rather

Long Interview

Saturday, February 26, 2011

Secrets…

Sora (of Sketchbook) has a Secret Skill:

Sora's Secret Skill

Recently, I stumbled on to an anime trailer on YouTube that I’d watched ages ago:

Scrapped Princess Trailer

I’d call it a beautiful anime based on the vague memories of it that remain in my brain and am deeply amused at the words of ‘Scrapped Princess’ at the end of the trailer:

Apparently, the world would be a lot better off without me. … Never mind that! Let’s have tea…

Now that is some great combination of Inferiority & Superiority complexes. Anyway, want to know more names of amusing, brilliant, charming, delightful, engaging, fantastic, great, humorous, incredible, joyous, kinky, lovely, macabre, nice, outstanding, pointless, quirky, remarkable, serene, tasteful, unique, valuable, whimsical, xenophobic, youthful and zestful Manga / Anime? Head over to

My Hobbies

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Splitting and Joining

There is a popular phrase describing hairs: split ends. But I guess they are referring only to the free-flowing ends of the hairs, which is what most people are worried about! Well, I say they should worry about both ends of their hairs:

Hair split at both ends!

That takes care of the first half of the title. Now, on to the second half where I will rant about

POLORAMA GENERATOR

, its origin and so on. As you might have noticed, ‘Polorama’ is a portmanteau constructed from ‘Polar’ & ‘Panorama’. So, the origin of this program is simple enough to imagine: I saw one of these and wanted to make one myself! That was about two years ago. An attempt at that time got me to something GUIless like

v0.0 Release 0 (2009) which produced images with interesting fractal patterns:

M83 Fractal Polorama

Obviously, I was doing something wrong [(x,y)⇒(r,θ)] and thought I’d need to come up with an algorithm to average surrounding colors and put those on the ‘remaining’ white pixels to get a ‘proper’ image. Let me just say that this strategy is for morons. I realized this fact (thanks to an ‘out-of-context’ statement from PJ) which has led us now to

v1.0 Release 1 (2011) where I use a much simpler algorithm of just mapping (r,θ)⇒(x,y)! This gives us a proper polorama of galaxy M83:

M83 Polorama

Also, here are some of the poloramas I made. Oh! I should also show you how the GUI of this version looks here, right? Wrong. For that, visit

POLORAMA GENERATOR 1.0.π Release 1

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Straightening

Don’t you just love it when something does more than what it is supposed to do? Well, obviously, not in all cases or contexts but definitely in the one being discussed here!

Before Hugin(g)

After Hugin(g)

This is what has happened above! Find out what else is possible at

Hugin – Panorama Photo Stitcher